Why did Janeen go into the forest to find her parent?
– She wanted to find her family tree.
What would you eat while watching a scary movie?
– I scream
What kind of flower buys a Father’s Day card?
– A sunflower
Why did Sheila put her pennies in a circle?
– To make ends meet
Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
– The wax museum
What can you steal and not get in trouble?
– 2nd Base
Why did Janeen eat her test?
– Her teacher said it was a piece of cake
How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?
– It uses a skyscraper
How did Julia stay cool during her baseball game?
– She stood with the fans
How did Janeen mend the farmer’s pants?
– With cabbage patches
Why didn’t the cashier laugh at Emily’s joke?
– It didn’t make any cents
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I love these ! ❤
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PTL! 🙂 Thank you! ❤ God loves you, Siphe!
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Lol, those are actually pretty funny! Thanks for brightening my morning!
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PTL! 🙂 Thank you, Shae! God is so gracious to allow us a laugh…. and to brighten a dear friend’s morning! ❤ God loves you!
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These are just so awful they are absolutely brilliant! The pennies got me, and the one about the piece of cake test 😂 Thanks for the giggles, Gail!
I hope you’re doing as well as possible… Sending love xx
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A couple of them got me too, Caz. 😉 But the were cute.
The Lord is good to see me through some challenging days. I often pray for you! Me and God love you too!
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