Popsicle Humor part 2

My stepdad Bobby and I are enjoying more popsicles riddles,
and because you loved them we wanted to share again!
Hope God gives you another smile! 🙂
Me and God love you each one!

What did the gum say to the shoe?
– I’m stuck on you.

What animal has the best sense of time?
– A watchdog.

What can you catch, but not throw?
– Your breath.

What do raspberries do when they get together?
– They have jam sessions.

PS… I’ve also been enjoying the God Is My Happy Place series on Life With Jesus, and thought I would share it with you as well! She has 12 so far. They have been such an encouragement to me as God has allowed me moments along the way to read them.

 

6 thoughts on “Popsicle Humor part 2

  1. Hehee these are great! Can I pinch the one about catching your breath for my next ‘just for giggles’ post? 😉
    One for you that I heard recently :

    Q – Why are teddy bears never hungry?
    A – Because they’re always stuffed.

    xx

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